Crack With That Girl Angela Daniels
Customer of the Month Ken Kuniyuki
Head of Sean Pardell Sean Pardell
Employee of the Month John Tyler
Crack Vial (Earplug Holder) Provided By Ryan Wallace
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Special thanks to the cast,
Daniel Choe's tech knowledge,
Otto's Make n' Bake Pizza, and the folks at
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I just gotta say thanks to the folks at, which is now apparently gone. Without their absolutely free counters, (I'm a cheap@$$,) I never would have known that this site got 2000 hits in its first month, with no advertising! Or that it eventually reached well beyond 60,000 visits, counting each IP address only once!
On July 17, 1998, (my friend Robin's birthday,) CITB was the proud recipient of a Worst of the Web award!
Most of the statistics on this site are factual. Real world information was obtained from the following sites:
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If you find any factual, tiepografikal, or grammatical errors, please inform me. (If you're correcting a fact, please include a reference to your source.)
DISCLAIMER: None, I repeat, none of the people on this site smoke crack. This organization does not exist. If Ken's boss is reading this, Ken does not smoke crack, or do any other sort of drugs. He participated in the web site as a favor to me. Ken, you're awesome. Ask anyone. You're awesome. This is a non-profit web project, and not in any way really associated with crack. I can't emphasize this enough. We don't smoke crack.

Well, except maybe Sean...
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